*phone lights up*
me: *hopes its a text from the boy*
Kim K:” Your energy is full!Further your career, go on a date…get famous!”
me: even better
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*